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Postby ThatDude » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:53 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:Are you guys all saying you've never eaten dog food? Really?


I've eaten Spam. Does that count?
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Postby Coppermine » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:53 pm

ThatDude wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:Are you guys all saying you've never eaten dog food? Really?


I've eaten Spam. Does that count?


Yes. Yes it does. And corned beef hash.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:59 pm

ThatDude wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:Are you guys all saying you've never eaten dog food? Really?


I've eaten Spam. Does that count?


mmm...Spam. i guess it's really big in Hawaii...i think they even have it at McDonalds
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Postby AcidRock23 » Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:07 pm

hell no, corned beef hash pwns all other breakfast foods...as long as you don't look at the nutrition information...fat, sodium, all in quantities that suggest that they stuffed about 10 Big Macs into that little can.

I'm not buying the 'foaming at the mouth' as that is a symptom of rabies, not whatever cooties are in the pet food. I would anticipate that she will end up where the 'I found a finger in my [Wendy's?]' lady did, in jail or somewhere similar.
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Postby teddy ballgame » Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:13 pm

AcidRock23 wrote:hell no, corned beef hash pwns all other breakfast foods...as long as you don't look at the nutrition information

And suddenly the Battle of the Breakfast Foods arises again.
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Postby Half Massed » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:37 pm

This seems like instantaneous consequence to me, nothing more. You eat dog food, apparently wet dog food, and you get sick. It's the world slapping you in the face for being a doofus.
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