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Postby drunkmonkey » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:14 pm

The best part of this story is the last line in the Yahoo article here:
Use what you learned in this article to dominate at Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Baseball '07


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Postby jlm53089 » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:21 pm

its alright, they needed him for their prision league team.
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Postby Coppermine » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:21 pm

"I dominated by not drafting Ugueth Urbina... thanks Yahoo! ;-D "
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Postby ironman » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:25 pm

The all-prison team finally has a closer.

Who else would be on the team? Pete Rose? Strawberry and Gooden?
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Postby zepfan » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:56 pm

jlm53089 wrote:its alright, they needed him for their prision league team.


(Insert prison pitcher/catcher joke here) :-o
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Postby Madison » Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:06 pm

drunkmonkey wrote:The best part of this story is the last line in the Yahoo article here:
Use what you learned in this article to dominate at Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Baseball '07


;-D


I caught the "free agent" part, but missed the line at the bottom. :-b Too funny! :-D
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Re: Urbina Guilty; Gets 14 Years

Postby Dr. StrangeGlove » Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:07 pm

StlSluggers wrote:Holy crap! 8-o

The 32-year-old free agent was accused of joining a group of men in attacking and injuring workers with machetes and pouring gasoline on them at his family's ranch, located about 40 kilometers (25 miles) south of Caracas.


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Ive heard of closers that come in and pour nothing but gasoline but Ugie takes the cake. ;-)
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Postby ironman » Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:20 pm

Give 'em the GAS Uggie!
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Postby Deuce » Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:56 pm

ironman wrote:Give 'em the GAS Uggie!


Let's just hope they don't give him the Gas!
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Postby Madison » Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:25 pm

Deuce wrote:
ironman wrote:Give 'em the GAS Uggie!


Let's just hope they don't give him the Gas!


He'd be 46 when he gets out and of no fantasy value, so I don't care what they do.





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