Look up the phone number for your local zoo. If you work in an office, take the phone message pads and make up a message that is urgent. Put the return number down as the zoo number. Dee Lyons is the person they are to ask for. Then they call up the zoo and ask to speak to Dee Lyons.
I got 10 people to do it last year.
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