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Postby ensanimal » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:26 pm

Why parents drink


A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.


Love,
Your son John




P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card. That's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
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Postby Big Pimpin » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:34 pm

LMAO! :-b :-b

That's great. ;-D
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Postby Madison » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:38 pm

Haha. :-b

Nice one! ;-D
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Postby suppasonic » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:38 pm

HAHAHA! That's great!
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Postby Old_Style » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:46 pm

That's great.;-D
If I ever did something like that to my dad, I'd be afraid to come back home.
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Postby sox 06 » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:49 pm

That was pretty cleaver and funny too. :-b ;-D
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Postby Snakes Gould » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:55 pm

hahahaha... awesome ;-D :-D
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Postby raiders_umpire » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:05 pm

That was hilarious. :-D
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Postby chadlincoln » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:11 pm

Forward to the office..... There. Nice post. ;-D
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Postby bigh0rt » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:18 pm

Fantastic. :-b
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