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Postby Madison » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:33 pm

Seen it, but one of my favorites. :-D ;-D
Yes doctor, I am sick.
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Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Simulacrum » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:27 pm

deerayfan072 wrote: but rather to skid insideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"


You can tell a woman wrote this. I would have said- beer in one hand, half rack of ribs in the other. :-b
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Re: Health and Fitness Humor

Postby Madison » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:30 pm

Simulacrum wrote:
deerayfan072 wrote: but rather to skid insideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"


You can tell a woman wrote this. I would have said- beer in one hand, half rack of ribs in the other. :-b


Half a rack?

Wuss.









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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Old_Style » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:39 pm

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, thatmeans they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!


Haha...The funny thing is, is that when I was younger and asked my old man why he drank beer he gave me this excuse.
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