Looking for a super active league

[Neato Torpedo]

I sit here refreshing my email page once every 30 seconds, looking for a reply on one of my 6 latest trade offers, instead of doing work like I'm supposed to. I talk trash during live drafts and make fun of other people's team names. ("Portland Beavers? That's the name of a strip club I went to in Oregon!") I get pissed off when the other guys don't understand the worth of players that aren't super-hyped. (I was told today "I barely hear anything about Prince Fielder but Delgado is Delgado!")

Is there a league out there for a guy like me?

(preferably one I don't have to pay for, unless it's a league pool)