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Postby j_d_mcnugent » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:05 pm

CF - Juan Gone - 7 million a year + 2.5 incentives

Madison wrote:Juan Gone in center?! 8-o 8-o 8-o

He won't move more than 5 feet in any direction to catch a ball and if he does, he winds up hurt.


thats why i would like to see it. comic relief. then when he is the dugout you would see him flipping through his contract wondering if he is contractually obligated to run after the ball. then lou brown walks over and urinates on his contract. (i am assuming justise is hiring lou brown from the major league movies to manage the team)
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Postby Madison » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:07 pm

j_d_mcnugent wrote:
CF - Juan Gone - 7 million a year + 2.5 incentives

Madison wrote:Juan Gone in center?! 8-o 8-o 8-o

He won't move more than 5 feet in any direction to catch a ball and if he does, he winds up hurt.


thats why i would like to see it. comic relief. then when he is the dugout you would see him flipping through his contract wondering if he is contractually obligated to run after the ball. then lou brown walks over and urinates on his contract. (i am assuming justise is hiring lou brown from the major league movies to manage the team)


Lol. :-b I say go for it. Juan really disappointed me last year. :-/
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Postby wrveres » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:31 pm

C - Brett Mayne - 2 million a year
1st - Jason Phillips - 500,0000 a year
2nd - Jose Reyes- 500,000 a year
SS - Miguel Tejada 9 million a year
3rd - Kaz Matsui - - 6.5 million a year
LF - Jose Guillen - 3.5 million a year
CF - Kenny Lofton 3.5 million a year
RF - Vlad - 14 million a year.

there ..should add up to the same ... :-) switch the MI's how ever you see fit ...
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Postby chiuondis » Wed Dec 10, 2003 1:57 am

very entertaining... ;-D
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Postby Justise » Wed Dec 10, 2003 2:18 am

The question is how do you get pudge on the team without sacrificing any of the other big boys.
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Postby shortsavage » Wed Dec 10, 2003 2:28 am

Maddux, Ponson and Batista are just chewing on salary. If you get rid of two of those three there should be pleanty of room for Pudge.
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