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Postby Mad'sWife » Fri Dec 05, 2003 12:47 pm

Subject: Granny's Condom

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it
started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end,
put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy,
obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after
all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she
prefers.

"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.


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Postby Madison » Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:09 pm

Roflmao! :-D
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Postby DK » Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:02 pm

LMAO :-B :-B
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Postby Brokentusks9 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 5:12 pm

hahahahahahhahahahaa

Thanks for the laugh ;-D
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Postby wrveres » Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:42 pm

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I cried .. I truly cried.... O:-)
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat Dec 06, 2003 4:22 am

OH....LMAO....... ;-D
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