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Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:06 pm

:*) geeze...i would have at least said Bigfoot or Toonces the Driving Cat
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:47 pm

Something tells me this isn't the first time someone blamed a unicorn for some little mishap. :-b
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:05 pm

That's happened to me before.
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Postby Madison » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:54 pm

Holliday has five drunken-driving convictions


This will make #6.

Why? Why is someone like this behind the wheel of a car? This time it was only a lightpole, but he will eventually kill someone (if he hasn't already). :-t
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Postby AcidRock23 » Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:22 pm

Where is 'Cops' when you need it? What an idiot!!

I can only hope that the judge has a sense of humor and sentences him to have the tape of his statement uploaded to YouTube...
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Postby TheA'sFatLeadoffMan » Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:23 pm

Can't really blame the guy, we all know this happens to us all, those damn mystical creatures are to guile to say no to. Luckily I added unicorns to my insurance policy.
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Postby APAP » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:18 pm

Blaming a unicorn is not cool.
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Postby HiddenIdentity » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:26 pm

What is he complaining about? His unicorn was behind the wheel, while I had a tiny one poking holes in my exhaust and crapping in my filters.
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