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Postby Bennyy22 » Fri Feb 21, 2003 10:23 pm

According to the Chicago Tribune, the following statistic was given in the press notes for the June 7 Chicago-Oakland game:

The Oakland Athletics are 32-0 in games in which they have scored more runs than their opponents.



Did you hear? Detroit is building a new stadium but it is keeping its location hidden from the public.

Yeah, they're afraid the Tigers will find out where it is and try to play there



for all those Cubs fans:
It was so foggy today that the Cubs couldn't even see who was beating them


The other day was take your daughter to work day. The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters.

Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.



Two guys are walking down a street in hell when it begins to snow.

One guy looks up at it and says, "Well, it finally happened. The Cubs just won the World Series."





there not that good, just wanted to post something. i have more, i might post them later. anyone else have any?
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Postby poundsman » Fri Feb 21, 2003 10:33 pm

lol
those were very ...... uh ........ well lets just say ive heard worse .....maybe
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Postby Bennyy22 » Fri Feb 21, 2003 10:41 pm

hey man, its hard to make up jokes :-/
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Postby Bennyy22 » Fri Feb 21, 2003 10:46 pm

Is There Baseball In Heaven?

Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven."

The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies.

A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's baseball in heaven."

"What's the bad news?"

"You're pitching on Wednesday."

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Postby Bennyy22 » Fri Feb 21, 2003 10:54 pm

top ten reason why baseball is better than sex:

10. It is legal to play professionally.
9. You can count on it at least four times a week.
8. You have a coach to tell you when to advance.
7. When you are tired, you always get relieved.
6. If you strike out once, you always have two more chances for a hit.
5. Up to four people can score at once.
4. Pop ups are frequent.
3. 30,000 people cheer when you score.
2. After seven innings, you get to stretch.
1. You can get a home run without any foreplay
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Postby Brokentusks9 » Fri Feb 21, 2003 11:08 pm

I enjoyed #8.. good job Bennyy ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri Feb 21, 2003 11:14 pm

Reguarding #8 Benny

I'm married so I have a live in coach, and she always puts up the stop sign when I'm rounding third
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Postby Bennyy22 » Fri Feb 21, 2003 11:16 pm

DieHardCubbie wrote:I'm married so I have a live in coach, and she always puts up the stop sign when I'm rounding third


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Postby hayseed » Sat Feb 22, 2003 12:46 am

haha nice post
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Postby rjforlife » Sat Mar 01, 2003 2:19 pm

nice thread benny.....keep em coming...
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