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Postby Madison » Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:00 pm

TWO LITTLE KIDS

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers
next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out
and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing
to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to
sleep,
and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.
It'sa breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A Circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had
that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."


Roflmao! :-D
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Re: Kid talk

Postby wrveres » Tue Dec 02, 2003 4:58 pm

Madison wrote:
TWO LITTLE KIDS

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers
next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out
and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing
to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to
sleep,
and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.
It'sa breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A Circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had
that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."


Roflmao! :-D


LMAO ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:31 pm

:-B ....LMAO.... ;-D
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Postby DK » Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:34 pm

Lmao! :-D
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Postby eftda » Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:18 pm

ow!
that would suck ;-D
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Postby M_Zimm » Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:27 pm

CAWG, that is funny.
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Postby cwebb » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:01 am

eftda wrote:ow!
that would suck ;-D


You wish...
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Postby DK » Wed Dec 03, 2003 9:17 pm

cwebb wrote:
eftda wrote:ow!
that would suck ;-D


You wish...


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