Hey, I have this great idea to get you aquitted...

[acsguitar]

I'll allow it; elves love sexy lingerie.

like this one? god i'm a nerd

What the frick is that. some sorta rabbit monster?

[sox 06]

There are defiently some loose wires in his head, or some that are touching that shouldn't be.

[Coppermine]

That's on elf; it says it's a "viera race." Whatever that is.

Man, I remember Final Fantasy III. We're up to XII now?

[Dan Lambskin]

That's on elf; it says it's a "viera race." Whatever that is.

Man, I remember Final Fantasy III. We're up to XII now?

it's basicly elf-like...i dont think the Japanese have a word for elf. yeah...i think we talked about that in another thread...we're at XII with XIII in development for the PS3

[Pacman]

It's a creative defense, but nothing beats this:






Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: Ladies and gentlemen this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee—an eight foot tall Wookiee—want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

[tuff_gong]

It's a creative defense, but nothing beats this:






Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: Ladies and gentlemen this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee—an eight foot tall Wookiee—want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

haha that's exactly what I was getting ready to look up. good call.