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Postby suppasonic » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:59 am

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.ht ... _page_id=2

A man accused of robbing a Belfast lingerie shop at knifepoint has fallen back on a time honoured defence – namely, his claim that he believed he was a female elf at the time.
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Postby KCollins1304 » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:06 am

haha man I hate when that happens to me
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Postby Snakes Gould » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:21 am

hahahahaha whaaaaaaaaat?
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:32 am

So, basically his sole argument is insanity?
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Postby AcidRock23 » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:40 am

Goofball "I did not rob the lingerie store, I was a female elf who lives inside of me at the time and could not control myself"

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Postby CadensDad » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:49 am

lol Man Law!
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Postby bigh0rt » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:50 am

AcidRock23 wrote:Goofball "I did not rob the lingerie store, I was a female elf who lives inside of me at the time and could not control myself"

Judge: MAN LAW VIOLATION!!! PWNED!!! Take him away!!


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Re: Hey, I have this great idea to get you aquitted...

Postby Madison » Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:51 am

suppasonic wrote:http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.ht ... _page_id=2

A man accused of robbing a Belfast lingerie shop at knifepoint has fallen back on a time honoured defence – namely, his claim that he believed he was a female elf at the time.


So female elves are allowed to rob lingerie stores at knifepoint in Belfast? 8-o


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Postby Coppermine » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:50 am

I'll allow it; elves love sexy lingerie.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:06 pm

Coppermine wrote:I'll allow it; elves love sexy lingerie.


like this one? god i'm a nerd

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