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by **suppasonic** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:59 am

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.ht ... _page_id=2

A man accused of robbing a Belfast lingerie shop at knifepoint has fallen back on a time honoured defence – namely, his claim that he believed he was a female elf at the time.

by **KCollins1304** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:06 am

haha man I hate when that happens to me

by **Snakes Gould** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:21 am

hahahahaha whaaaaaaaaat?

by **The Artful Dodger** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:32 am

So, basically his sole argument is insanity?

by **AcidRock23** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:40 am

Goofball "I did not rob the lingerie store, I was a female elf who lives inside of me at the time and could not control myself"

Judge: MAN LAW VIOLATION!!! PWNED!!! Take him away!!

by **CadensDad** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:49 am

lol Man Law!

by **bigh0rt** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:50 am

AcidRock23 wrote:Goofball "I did not rob the lingerie store, I was a female elf who lives inside of me at the time and could not control myself"

Judge: MAN LAW VIOLATION!!! PWNED!!! Take him away!!

by **Madison** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:51 am

suppasonic wrote:http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.ht ... _page_id=2

A man accused of robbing a Belfast lingerie shop at knifepoint has fallen back on a time honoured defence – namely, his claim that he believed he was a female elf at the time.

So female elves are allowed to rob lingerie stores at knifepoint in Belfast? 8-o