Mookie4ever wrote:So a US megacompany made my big sister an offer she couldn't refuse and she will be leaving Canada and moving to Richmond Virginia in May. The brain drain continues.
The family is quite nervous for her. Any words of advice for her? Practical stuff. How does she keep her kids off crack? How do you protect yourself from car-jackers? What do you do if somebody pulls a gun on you? etc.
Keep kids off crack? Don't have any. If she already does, leave them in Canada.
Protect yourself from car-jackers? She should inform the car-jacker that he/she will now have to pay the car tax.
If someone pulls a gun on her? Tell her to roll on the ground and play dead.
Also, tell her to start following NASCAR and watch My Name is Earl.