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Postby bigh0rt » Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:01 pm

Tavish wrote:
Pat Healy: Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion.
Mary: And what's that?
Pat Healy: I work with retards.
Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
Pat Healy: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.


Great movie. :-b
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:16 pm

Absolutely Adequate wrote:So, acs's real name is Pete Castillo? Weird.


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Postby Madison » Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:23 pm

bigh0rt wrote:
Tavish wrote:
Pat Healy: Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion.
Mary: And what's that?
Pat Healy: I work with retards.
Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
Pat Healy: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.


Great movie. :-b


Not a big fan of it here, but it did have some good parts (like that one). :-D
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Postby Pokeyouindaeye » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:06 pm

Madison wrote:
bigh0rt wrote:
Tavish wrote:
Pat Healy: Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion.
Mary: And what's that?
Pat Healy: I work with retards.
Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
Pat Healy: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.


Great movie. :-b


Not a big fan of it here, but it did have some good parts (like that one). :-D


Pat Healy: What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
Brett Favre: I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumb ass.

Also, for some reason I thought that this thread was going to have something to do with Scott Tenorman.... :-P
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Postby sox 06 » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:15 pm

I only read the first paragrpah and stopped because that's just awful. :-t
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:06 pm

not saying the kids are completely innocent but they can be excused somewhat no?

I mean I didn't learn to say no to my parents before about age 5
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Postby Half Massed » Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:01 am

Pokeyouindaeye wrote:
Madison wrote:
bigh0rt wrote:
Tavish wrote:
Pat Healy: Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion.
Mary: And what's that?
Pat Healy: I work with retards.
Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
Pat Healy: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.


Great movie. :-b


Not a big fan of it here, but it did have some good parts (like that one). :-D


Pat Healy: What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
Brett Favre: I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumb ass.

Also, for some reason I thought that this thread was going to have something to do with Scott Tenorman.... :-P


I'd hope not! 8-o
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Re: It's Funny When Cartman Does It

Postby Snakes Gould » Sun May 13, 2007 12:36 pm

JTWood wrote:It's not funny in real life.

CNN.com wrote:TACOMA, Washington (AP) -- A woman admitted Monday that she coached her two children to fake retardation starting when they were 4 and 8 years old so she could collect Social Security benefits on their behalf.

Rosie Manuel, 86, admitted in U.S. District Court that she collected more than $280,000 in benefits, beginning in the mid-1980s. Most was from Social Security, but the state social services agency paid $53,000.

Costello pleaded guilty to conspiracy to defraud the government and Social Security fraud. Her son, Charlie, 60, pleaded guilty earlier this month. Federal prosecutors in Seattle said Monday authorities had not yet located her daughter, Marie.

According to the plea agreement, Costello began coaching her daughter at age 4, and later used the same ruse with her son. He feigned retardation into his mid-20s -- picking at his face, slouching and appearing uncommunicative in meetings with Social Security officials.

Social Security workers became suspicious and uncovered a video of Charlie Manuel ably contesting a traffic ticket in a Vancouver courtroom.

Charlie is scheduled to be sentenced May 11 and faces from six months to a year in prison, as well as $59,000 in restitution.

Rosie Manuel is scheduled for sentencing May 17. Her standard sentencing range was not immediately available, but in the plea agreement she agreed to repay the government.

What do you think Madison? Fry 'em?


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Re: It's Funny When Cartman Does It

Postby ironman » Tue May 15, 2007 2:31 pm

Snakes Gould wrote:
JTWood wrote:It's not funny in real life.

CNN.com wrote:TACOMA, Washington (AP) -- A woman admitted Monday that she coached her two children to fake retardation starting when they were 4 and 8 years old so she could collect Social Security benefits on their behalf.

Rosie Manuel, 86, admitted in U.S. District Court that she collected more than $280,000 in benefits, beginning in the mid-1980s. Most was from Social Security, but the state social services agency paid $53,000.

Costello pleaded guilty to conspiracy to defraud the government and Social Security fraud. Her son, Charlie, 60, pleaded guilty earlier this month. Federal prosecutors in Seattle said Monday authorities had not yet located her daughter, Marie.

According to the plea agreement, Costello began coaching her daughter at age 4, and later used the same ruse with her son. He feigned retardation into his mid-20s -- picking at his face, slouching and appearing uncommunicative in meetings with Social Security officials.

Social Security workers became suspicious and uncovered a video of Charlie Manuel ably contesting a traffic ticket in a Vancouver courtroom.

Charlie is scheduled to be sentenced May 11 and faces from six months to a year in prison, as well as $59,000 in restitution.

Rosie Manuel is scheduled for sentencing May 17. Her standard sentencing range was not immediately available, but in the plea agreement she agreed to repay the government.

What do you think Madison? Fry 'em?


there were some errors in that story...i fixed 'em. ;-D ;-7


That's hilarious.

Anyone remember an episode of Just Shoot Me where David Cross played the one guy's brother who was supposedly retarded but it was all an act just so people would wait on him hand and foot? This made me think of that. "Chicken pot, Chicken pot PIE!"
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