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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Thu Nov 20, 2003 2:02 am

Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- Fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes
off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about
your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "he plays for the Yankees, but I was too embarrassed to say so."
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Postby Madison » Thu Nov 20, 2003 2:08 am

Oh man, wait until a Yankee fan reads that one. Lol. :-b
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Postby wrveres » Thu Nov 20, 2003 2:17 am

LMAO 8-o
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Nov 20, 2003 2:21 am

8-o...Oh man, thats gonna get a response.....

LMAO AA...... ;-D
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Postby DK » Thu Nov 20, 2003 7:16 pm

HAHAHA! :-D :-D


just wait until Lofunzo or timkell or any of those yankees hear that one.
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Postby Swinger » Thu Nov 20, 2003 7:20 pm

The truth hurts.
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Postby hayseed » Thu Nov 20, 2003 8:12 pm

haha :-B
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Wed Dec 17, 2003 8:16 pm

wow...thats good... 8-o

lmao
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Postby ensanimal » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:42 pm

well done ;-D
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