Labour vs. Fantasy Baseball

[Snakes Gould]

This is what kill's me about fantasy baseball and players. You guys have got to get your Priorities straight.

On one hand you have a kid..... on another your keeper league.... Really sit back and think which is more important? ..... I blame you for this! People like you give fantasy baseball players a bad name. To even stop and think for a minute that you might miss your draft because of the kid?


You and your wife are at fault, you should always use protection between july and october to prevent this kind of problem. You better be at the draft. Your buddies will remember you weren't there. The kid wont....

awesome

You can always have another kid, but this is a Keeper league and you might never get a chance to get the next Pujols for a $1. It's not like the husband serves any real purpose during labor. When we had our last child I spent half of the day sitting in a corner chair asking the attendants, "Are we almost done here? There is a football game on tonight." I spent the other half of the day drinking beer, watching the football game, and calling my wife asking her "Are you almost done there? I'm starting to get hungry."

You sound like a lowlife

why not try to convince your buddies to start a week sooner?

[TheA'sFatLeadoffMan]

Buy a laptop and WiFi and your problem is solved, the hospital has to have a WAP

[Dan Lambskin]

poor kid...his dad cant even spell labor right

[sportsguy138]

poor kid...his dad cant even spell labor right

He's spelling it the right way.

I say you multi task. If this is a live draft, bring the members to the hospital. If it's an online draft, get a laptop and bring that to the hospital. Just kidding of course, these kind of things should always come before a fantasy league.

[teddy ballgame]

poor kid...his dad cant even spell labor right

He's spelling it the right way.

I say you multi task. If this is a live draft, bring the members to the hospital. If it's an online draft, get a laptop and bring that to the hospital. Just kidding of course, these kind of things should always come before a fantasy league.

Dedication is what it takes to be in a fantasy league. I'm having second thoughts of being in a league with you, if this is how you prioritize things.

[sportsguy138]

poor kid...his dad cant even spell labor right

He's spelling it the right way.

I say you multi task. If this is a live draft, bring the members to the hospital. If it's an online draft, get a laptop and bring that to the hospital. Just kidding of course, these kind of things should always come before a fantasy league.

Dedication is what it takes to be in a fantasy league. I'm having second thoughts of being in a league with you, if this is how you prioritize things.

Yet, I'm pretty sure I'm not going to have a kid at 16.

[teddy ballgame]

poor kid...his dad cant even spell labor right

He's spelling it the right way.

I say you multi task. If this is a live draft, bring the members to the hospital. If it's an online draft, get a laptop and bring that to the hospital. Just kidding of course, these kind of things should always come before a fantasy league.

Dedication is what it takes to be in a fantasy league. I'm having second thoughts of being in a league with you, if this is how you prioritize things.

Yet, I'm pretty sure I'm not going to have a kid at 16.

It's the principle of it.

[The Loveable Losers]

Have your wife induce early so you can be sure you make your draft.

Ding, ding, ding...we have a winner!

If she's not interested just slip her some Pitocin with with her dinner.

And if you're not that sneaky then they also say that sex can trigger labor so that's really a win-win-win there.