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Postby Mad'sWife » Thu Nov 13, 2003 12:11 pm

TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN...

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD .44 FOR TWO NEW .22'S.

#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER
FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.

#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE
WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER
HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.

#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT
OF AMMO.

#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME
LOOK FAT?"

#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU
USE IT.

and, the number one way a handgun is better than a
woman.............

#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
We either make ourselves happy or miserable.

The amount of work is the same.
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Postby Madison » Thu Nov 13, 2003 12:30 pm

Lol. :-b ;-D
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Re: Top Ten

Postby Shitney™ » Thu Nov 13, 2003 3:47 pm

Mad'sWife wrote:#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN


i'm sold! :-)
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Postby mikcou » Thu Nov 13, 2003 4:53 pm

lol
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Postby Homeless » Thu Nov 13, 2003 4:59 pm

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD .44 FOR TWO NEW .22'S.


LOL ;-D
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Re: Top Ten

Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri Nov 14, 2003 2:24 am

Mad'sWife wrote:
#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN



;-D...... ;-)
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Postby Arlo » Fri Nov 14, 2003 6:31 am

Hmm... I guess this explains the whole John Lennon/Happiness is a Warm Gun thing... :-D
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Postby DK » Sat Nov 15, 2003 12:15 pm

Arlo wrote:Hmm... I guess this explains the whole John Lennon/Happiness is a Warm Gun thing... :-D


Lmao! :D
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