The owner of a golf course in Tennessee was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said,"You graduated from the University of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied,
"Everything but my earrings."
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
if you have ever been to Kentucky or Tennesee, you'll understand. All he needed to do was promise her a 3 dollar bill. Those clothes would have came off along time ago.
wrveres wrote:All he needed to do was promise her a 3 dollar bill. Those clothes would have came off along time ago.
Oh my!
Checklist -- 1) Plane ticket to Kentucky 2) Sack full of $3 bills. 3) PROFIT
It just hit me, Its the underwear gnomes from South Park
LMAO.... ...wrveres.......
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England's Worcester Canoe Club set the world record for paddling a hand-propelled bathtub. The 25 man team covered a distance of 55 miles, 425 yards in 24 hours on September 28 and 29, 1979.
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by Madison » Tue Nov 11, 2003 4:13 pm 
Sounds like a great plan!
...wrveres.......
