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Postby Madison » Tue Nov 11, 2003 4:13 pm

The owner of a golf course in Tennessee was confused about paying an
invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical
help.
He called her into his office and said,"You graduated from the
University
of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus
14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied,

"Everything but my earrings."
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Postby wrveres » Tue Nov 11, 2003 5:41 pm

LOL, he got robbed,

if you have ever been to Kentucky or Tennesee, you'll understand. All he needed to do was promise her a 3 dollar bill. Those clothes would have came off along time ago. 8-o
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Postby Brokentusks9 » Tue Nov 11, 2003 5:47 pm

wrveres wrote:All he needed to do was promise her a 3 dollar bill. Those clothes would have came off along time ago. 8-o


8-o 8-o Oh my!

Checklist --
1) Plane ticket to Kentucky
2) Sack full of $3 bills.
3) PROFIT
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Postby cwebb » Wed Nov 12, 2003 10:34 am

:-D Sounds like a great plan!
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Postby wrveres » Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:06 pm

Brokentusks9 wrote:
wrveres wrote:All he needed to do was promise her a 3 dollar bill. Those clothes would have came off along time ago. 8-o


8-o 8-o Oh my!

Checklist --
1) Plane ticket to Kentucky
2) Sack full of $3 bills.
3) PROFIT



LMAOOOO :-B
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Postby wrveres » Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:08 pm

Brokentusks9 wrote:
wrveres wrote:All he needed to do was promise her a 3 dollar bill. Those clothes would have came off along time ago. 8-o


8-o 8-o Oh my!

Checklist --
1) Plane ticket to Kentucky
2) Sack full of $3 bills.
3) PROFIT



It just hit me, Its the underwear gnomes from South Park
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Postby Homeless » Wed Nov 12, 2003 10:34 pm

Kentucky here I come 8-o
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri Nov 14, 2003 2:00 am

wrveres wrote:
Brokentusks9 wrote:
wrveres wrote:All he needed to do was promise her a 3 dollar bill. Those clothes would have came off along time ago. 8-o


8-o 8-o Oh my!

Checklist --
1) Plane ticket to Kentucky
2) Sack full of $3 bills.
3) PROFIT



It just hit me, Its the underwear gnomes from South Park


LMAO.... ;-D ...wrveres.......
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