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Postby Madison » Tue Nov 11, 2003 4:00 pm

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the
new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she
burst
out, screaming and ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she
told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in
another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first
doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is
63
years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and
you
told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking
up
said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"


Isn't that just wrong?! :-D Lmao :-b
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby wrveres » Tue Nov 11, 2003 5:38 pm

lol

that requires three terribles....

terrible, terrible, terrible
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Postby eftda » Tue Nov 11, 2003 5:43 pm

oh my God
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Postby DK » Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:08 pm

HAHA! took me a second but LMAO :*)
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:21 am

OMG...terrible...terrible....terrible..... :-)
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