Game: Write The Best Caption

[CheeseBeger]

I thought this might be entertaining to try out. Here are the rules:

Someone posts a picture, and then the next five people have to write a funny caption for the picture.

After the five captions are submitted, the poster of the picture can declare a winner, and the winner posts the next picture.

Just to keep it moving, if the original poster doesn't declare a winner quick enough, someone else can declare a winner. Same thing goes for if the winning caption doesn't put up a new picture in a timely manner.

To start us off:

[daullaz]

Mike Tyson lovingly holds a child while searching the room for Chianti.

[ironman]

Pass me the ketchup before I knock you into a Bolivian.

[cordscords]

"What do you mean I'm holding a child?"

[statsman88]

Al Michaels: "Mike Tyson reaches for his tattoo needle to tattoo every family members face in the same rediculous design that is on his face"

[TheRock]

"I bet this kid's ear tastes great!"

[Simulacrum]

I'll hold my son still, you tattoo his face.

-edit- statsman kind of stole my idea there.

[Art Vandelay]

Mike Tyson lovingly holds a child while searching the room for Chianti.

haha...winner.

[BGbootha]

Mike Tyson lovingly holds a child while searching the room for Chianti.

haha...winner.

agreed

[josebach]

Mike Tyson lovingly holds a child while searching the room for Chianti.

haha...winner.

agreed

ditto