To All,
Due to the insolence and continued sabotogical procedures of some conspirees, we must now invoke the ommissioners privilege,"Martial Law," Article37 ,Section 7c, Official League By-laws.There will Be ABSOLUTELY NO MORE mock drafts, and under such, Commissioner has again reinvoked a moratorium on the trade embargo.
Any member attempting a trade will be contimplicated through our By-Law process. Mock drafts are now a thing of the past.No more, el finito! Do not stupify the commissioner with acrimonious requests for appeasal by wimpering. Again, find a partner ,or we'll find one for you. We will continue our dilligent hard work for the bennefit of all. If the managers continue with stupidious quotes and smarmy filler, They will be sanctimoniously removed through an open, public auction. You will be allowed to announce your new partnership corporations on "General Talk" up to the deadline, at which point if not chosen, you will be pontificated into partnership whether you like it or not. Don't upset our beloved Commissioner Onion any further, or you'll be in big, big trouble.Thank you.
JT slozenberg
JT
Glad you could come by a couple of times today. I guess that Eddie run the broadcasting thing by you. Look, if we cant work that out, maybe i could come on as travel co-ordinator for Captain Onion Boy. I know he has a busy schedule, and i would hate for him to make a wrong turn somewhere and end up as a side of onion rings!
Ya'll talk about it and get back to me Ok.
ps. you had a little onion batter running down your chin last time you were here, if you know what I mean. Might want to wipe it off before you come back.
[b]Useless Trivia of the day[/b]
England's Worcester Canoe Club set the world record for paddling a hand-propelled bathtub. The 25 man team covered a distance of 55 miles, 425 yards in 24 hours on September 28 and 29, 1979.
The Fantasy Baseball Cafe Celebrity Society has decided to give the Onion of the Year award to......
COMMISSIONER ONION!!!
This award shall express our deep appreciation and sincere acknowledgement of his never-ending fight for good and against evil in the fantasy world, which has brought more tears to our eyes than if said vegetable had been applied directly (or chopped). If the Commissioner chooses to accept this award we ask him to kindly register at the place of his current activity, for such a step is the onerous prerequisite for the technicalities our award ceremony requires. The onion for the award will be taken directly from menyak's kitchen.
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by Guest » Fri Feb 21, 2003 1:05 am 
