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Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue Nov 04, 2003 8:25 am

One day, Three Men were Hiking and unexpectedly came upon a Large
Raging, Violent River. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.

The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river."

Poof! God gave him Big Arms and Strong Legs, and he was able to swim
across the River in about Two Hours, after Almost Drowning a couple of times.

Seeing this, the Second Man Prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give
me the Strength..and the Tools to cross this river."

Poof! God gave him a Rowboat and he was able to Row across the River
in about an Hour, after almost Capsizing the Boat a couple of times.

The Third Man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he
also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the Strength and the
tools...and the Intelligence... to Cross this River."

And poof! God turned him into a woman. She Looked at the Map, Hiked
upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.
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England's Worcester Canoe Club set the world record for paddling a hand-propelled bathtub. The 25 man team covered a distance of 55 miles, 425 yards in 24 hours on September 28 and 29, 1979.
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Postby Madison » Tue Nov 04, 2003 10:48 am

But now that poor guy is stuck as a woman for the rest of his life! 8-o

Lmao! :-D
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Postby Arlo » Tue Nov 04, 2003 11:03 am

I don't get it - what's a "Map"? :-?

:-D
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Postby Mad'sWife » Wed Nov 05, 2003 8:56 am

LMAO ;-D

I will have to forward that to the guys at the office. :-D
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Postby cwebb » Wed Nov 05, 2003 9:31 am

Mad'sWife wrote:I will have to forward that to the guys at the office. :-D


Still can't believe we've got a female in the cafe who works with Pcs and stuff. I dig chicks who know how to handle my router ;-) :-D

Sorry, Mad but I was waiting like my whole life to say this :-D
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Postby DK » Wed Nov 05, 2003 10:03 am

cwebb wrote:
Mad'sWife wrote:I will have to forward that to the guys at the office. :-D


Still can't believe we've got a female in the cafe who works with Pcs and stuff. I dig chicks who know how to handle my router ;-) :-D

Sorry, Mad but I was waiting like my whole life to say this :-D


Nothing better than a girl who knows her baseball. :D now only if i can get mine to learn... ;-)
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Postby Madison » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:17 am

cwebb wrote:
Mad'sWife wrote:I will have to forward that to the guys at the office. :-D


Still can't believe we've got a female in the cafe who works with Pcs and stuff. I dig chicks who know how to handle my router ;-) :-D

Sorry, Mad but I was waiting like my whole life to say this :-D


I could always "disconnect" it for you. 8-o

Lmao. :-b
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Postby DK » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:19 am

Madison wrote:
cwebb wrote:
Mad'sWife wrote:I will have to forward that to the guys at the office. :-D


Still can't believe we've got a female in the cafe who works with Pcs and stuff. I dig chicks who know how to handle my router ;-) :-D

Sorry, Mad but I was waiting like my whole life to say this :-D


I could always "disconnect" it for you. 8-o

Lmao. :-b

8o lmao! :-D perfect joke for the time. :-b
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Postby wrveres » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:57 am

Madison wrote:But now that poor guy is stuck as a woman for the rest of his life! 8-o

Lmao! :-D


LMAO........ :-B
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Postby cwebb » Wed Nov 05, 2003 12:03 pm

Madison wrote:
cwebb wrote:
Mad'sWife wrote:I will have to forward that to the guys at the office. :-D


Still can't believe we've got a female in the cafe who works with Pcs and stuff. I dig chicks who know how to handle my router ;-) :-D

Sorry, Mad but I was waiting like my whole life to say this :-D


I could always "disconnect" it for you. 8-o

Lmao. :-b


Okay, let's make a deal: I won't munson you and you don't disconnect (or bobbitt) me !+)
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