That's a good and flexible joke. You can throw in there "Help the Cubs win the WS" and it's just as funny.
7/26 - Cafe goes down:
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Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....