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Postby KoRnholio » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:35 pm

A man was riding his motorcycle along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to
me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of
the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that
bridge?"
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:37 pm

Thats awesome ;-D
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby JTWood » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:53 pm

:*) ;-D
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Postby Leber » Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:06 pm

LOL ;-D
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Postby bigh0rt » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:18 pm

Lord knows I agree.
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Postby bigken117 » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:41 pm

nice one ;-D
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Postby pokerplaya » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:48 pm

Very good. ;-D
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Postby APAP » Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:39 pm

As your title said, treu ;-D
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:53 am

Ain't that the truth, brother. I guess I'll ask the devil for me to understand women. It'll only cost my soul and so, if I ever fell in love with a girl, it's risk-free because I don't have my heart and soul to give away to her. :-b ;-D
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Postby RugbyD » Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:47 am

FASLE!

what?
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