You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties,
your mistress is on the cover of Playboy,
and your wife is on the back of the milk carton.
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(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?
(A) Nudity
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A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night:
5% said it was to get a glass of water 12% said it was to go to the toilet 83% said it was to go home __________________________________
(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
Madison wrote:(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
About now.....I think some one has an idea....
[b]Useless Trivia of the day[/b]
England's Worcester Canoe Club set the world record for paddling a hand-propelled bathtub. The 25 man team covered a distance of 55 miles, 425 yards in 24 hours on September 28 and 29, 1979.
Madison wrote:(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
About now.....I think some one has an idea....
You're not referring to a certain basketball fan, now are you? Lmao!
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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by Madison » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:34 pm 
i can only dream... 
