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Postby Madison » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:34 pm

The perfect breakfast.......as a man sees it...

You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties,

your mistress is on the cover of Playboy,

and your wife is on the back of the milk carton.

__________________________________

(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?

(A) Nudity

__________________________________

A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the
middle of the night:

5% said it was to get a glass of water
12% said it was to go to the toilet
83% said it was to go home
__________________________________

(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"

(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Re: Men

Postby kentx12 » Tue Oct 28, 2003 6:23 pm

Madison wrote:
The perfect breakfast.......as a man sees it...

You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties,

your mistress is on the cover of Playboy,

and your wife is on the back of the milk carton.

__________________________________

(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?

(A) Nudity



__________________________________

A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the
middle of the night:

5% said it was to get a glass of water
12% said it was to go to the toilet
83% said it was to go home
__________________________________

(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"

(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.



Cute ;-D
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Postby DK » Tue Oct 28, 2003 7:15 pm

Lol. :D
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Re: Men

Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Nov 06, 2003 2:49 am

Madison wrote:(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"

(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.



About now.....I think some one has an idea.... ;-)
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Re: Men

Postby wrveres » Thu Nov 06, 2003 5:49 am

Madison wrote:The perfect breakfast.......as a man sees it...

You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties,

your mistress is on the cover of Playboy,

and your wife is on the back of the milk carton.


LOL

we have a perfect morning.
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Re: Men

Postby Shitney™ » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:57 pm

DieHardCubbie wrote:
Madison wrote:(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"

(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.



About now.....I think some one has an idea.... ;-)



i'm not too fond of this idea...
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Re: Men

Postby DK » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:58 pm

wrveres wrote:
Madison wrote:The perfect breakfast.......as a man sees it...

You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties,

your mistress is on the cover of Playboy,

and your wife is on the back of the milk carton.


LOL

we have a perfect morning.


Lmao! :b i can only dream... :D
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Re: Men

Postby Madison » Thu Nov 06, 2003 4:01 pm

DieHardCubbie wrote:
Madison wrote:(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"

(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.



About now.....I think some one has an idea.... ;-)


You're not referring to a certain basketball fan, now are you? :-D Lmao! :-b
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