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Halloween joke

Postby Madison » Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:14 am

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He
doesn't

know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to
a
costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right
as a
pirate.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.


The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden
leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he
receives
another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your
wooden
leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.


Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company
another
nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a
note,which reads:

Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over
your
bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.


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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby eftda » Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:23 am

haha... i dont get it
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Postby Mad'sWife » Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:18 am

lol :-D
We either make ourselves happy or miserable.

The amount of work is the same.
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Oct 28, 2003 6:26 pm

Mad'sWife wrote:lol :-D


Funny ;-D
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Postby Swinger » Wed Oct 29, 2003 6:42 pm

Where do you get all these jokes?!?!
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Postby wrveres » Wed Oct 29, 2003 6:50 pm

LMAO....rmalo :-B :-B
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Postby Madison » Wed Oct 29, 2003 6:53 pm

Swinger wrote:Where do you get all these jokes?!?!


Most of them I get in my email from friends. Due to the content, I can only post about half of them though. :-D Lol. :-b
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby DK » Wed Oct 29, 2003 7:43 pm

Lmao! :D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sun Nov 02, 2003 4:42 am

LMAO Mad......... ;-D
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