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by **Madison** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 1:46 pm

Kids & Condoms

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to
walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,
son.
Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see", replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in
health
class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3
and
ask, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one
for
Saturday and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these
for?" "Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday,
TWO
for Saturday and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a
12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men, One
for
January, one for February, one for March..."