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Postby Madison » Sat Oct 25, 2003 1:46 pm

Kids & Condoms


A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to
walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,
son.
Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see", replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in
health
class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3
and
ask, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one
for
Saturday and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these
for?" "Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday,
TWO
for Saturday and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a
12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men, One
for
January, one for February, one for March..."
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby DK » Sat Oct 25, 2003 2:35 pm

HAHA! :-B good thing i'm not married... sorry mad. :-b
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Postby Mad'sWife » Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:14 am

Fortunately this theory does not apply to all married men. ;-D

Right Hon. :-]
We either make ourselves happy or miserable.

The amount of work is the same.
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:09 am

Mad'sWife wrote:Fortunately this theory does not apply to all married men. ;-D

Right Hon. :-]


OOOHHHH...I noticed "Hon" hasnt replied.....LOL..... ;-)
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Postby Mad'sWife » Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:40 am

He is resting from a long and tiring weekend. :-]
We either make ourselves happy or miserable.

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Postby Arlo » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:43 am

:-D
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Postby Madison » Mon Oct 27, 2003 1:10 pm

Still haven't recovered yet..........Maybe in a few more days. :-D
Yes doctor, I am sick.
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Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Arlo » Mon Oct 27, 2003 1:26 pm

Madison has been placed on the 15-day DL... :-D
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Postby Madison » Mon Oct 27, 2003 1:44 pm

Arlo wrote:Madison has been placed on the 15-day DL... :-D


Lmao! :-b That was perfect. ;-D Lol. :-)
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby DK » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:00 pm

Arlo wrote:Madison has been placed on the 15-day DL... :-D


LMAO! :-D what's the injury? :*)
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