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Postby Madison » Sat Oct 25, 2003 1:43 pm

Backseat Blonde
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at "Lovers
Cove"
where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going
pretty
good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would
ask
her if she wanted to go in the back seat.

"NO!" yelled the blonde.

The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot
and
the guy thought he would try again.

"NO!" the blonde yelled again.

Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy
even
had her pants unzipped.

"Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?" asked the guy.

"For the last time, NO!" said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked,
"Well,
why the hell not?"

The blonde looked at him and said, "Because I wanna stay up here with
you."
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Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby DK » Sat Oct 25, 2003 2:33 pm

<shaking my head in disbelief> 8-o :*)
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Postby Mad'sWife » Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:13 am

LOL :-)
We either make ourselves happy or miserable.

The amount of work is the same.
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:10 am

LOL....good one Madison... ;-D
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Postby wrveres » Wed Oct 29, 2003 7:05 pm

LMAO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thats was the I heard in years.......................LOL


gimme a minute here ..........................................

Damn, Glad I quit drinkin' and reading.



Gotta keep the Blonde jokes going



ok here goes ..
whats the first thing a blonde does in the morning.

Goes home. :-)
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