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Postby Madison » Sat Oct 25, 2003 1:39 pm

Subject: Miss Bea

She was the Church organist, and she was in her 80's and had never
been
married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

The Pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, she
welcomed him into her Parlor. She invited him to have a seat while
she
prepared a little tea.

As the Pastor sat facing the old pump organ, he noticed a cut glass
bowl,
sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all
things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his
curiosity!
maybe she'd finally flipped!!? When she came back with the tea and
cookies, they began to talk and the Pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
about the bowl of water, but soon it got the best of him and he
couldn't
be quiet anymore. "Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me
about this?..(pointing to the bowl.).."Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't
it
wonderful?..I was walking downtown last fall and found this little
package
on the ground. The directions said to put on the organ, keep it wet,
and
it would prevent disease. And you know...I haven't had a cold or flu
all
winter!"

Now you know the REST of the story!
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby DK » Sat Oct 25, 2003 2:32 pm

LMAO! :-B wonderful.
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Postby Mad'sWife » Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:13 am

LMAO ;-D
We either make ourselves happy or miserable.

The amount of work is the same.
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:15 am

LMAO.....good one Mad..... ;-D
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