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Postby Mad'sWife » Mon Oct 20, 2003 7:26 am

Women Drivers
Numbers don't lie.

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in

front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to
avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his
window and flipped the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at

the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new car every
40 feet per lane.

That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars
every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day.

Statistically, half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000.

In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of their
period. That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or

unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry weapons

and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female
that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has! !
seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of
her period, and is armed.

Flip one off?

.....I think not.
We either make ourselves happy or miserable.

The amount of work is the same.
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Postby Madison » Mon Oct 20, 2003 9:46 am

Just get out of their way, and hope for the best. 8-o

Lol. :-b
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby DK » Mon Oct 20, 2003 6:15 pm

Lol. :D
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