-"Who's The Boss"

[Mad'sWife]

-"Who's The Boss"
A husband is advised by psychiatrist to assert himself. "You
don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show
her you are the boss.
Of course, the husband takes the doctor's advice. He rushes
home, slams the door, shakes his fist in his wife's face, and
growls, " From now on, you're taking orders from me.
I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table,
go upstairs, and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going
out with the boys and you are going to stay home where you
belong. And another thing....Do you know who's going to comb
my hair, adjust my pants, and then tie my bow tie???"
"I certainly do," says his wife calmly.
"The undertaker."

[Madison]

Haha, oops!

[DK]