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Postby Mad'sWife » Mon Oct 20, 2003 6:47 am

Words Women Use

FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument
that we feel we are right about but need to shut you
up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This
will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last
before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's
an even trade.

NOTHING
This means something and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a
woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside
down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with
the word "Fine."

GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman
getting
upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word
"Fine."

GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I
don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead"
in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and
"Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five
Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is still often a
verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud
Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
there and arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft
Sighs" are one of the few things that some men
actually understand. She is content. Your best
bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay
content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she
wants to think long and hard before paying you
retributions for what ever it is that you have done.
"That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and
used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead."
At some point in the near future when she has plotted
and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big
trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is
giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse
or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you
have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth,
so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say
you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different than "Thanks." A woman will
say,"Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at
you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some
callous way,and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh."
Be
careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud
Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing".
We either make ourselves happy or miserable.

The amount of work is the same.
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Postby Madison » Mon Oct 20, 2003 9:42 am

Sounds about right to me. ;-D Lol. :-b
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby DK » Mon Oct 20, 2003 6:12 pm

this looks somwhat similar to husband 1.0 tech support. :D
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