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Postby Mad'sWife » Mon Oct 20, 2003 6:06 am

Husband Shopping Center

A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a
woman could go to choose from among many men, for her husband. It
was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascended up the floors.

The only rule was, once you opened the door
to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor,
and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down
except to leave the place.

So, a couple of girlfriends go to the
place to find men.

First floor, the door had a sign saying
"These men have jobs and love kids."
The women read the sign and say "Well that's better
than not having jobs, or not loving kids,
but I wonder what's further up?" So up they go.

Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs,
love kids, and are extremely good looking"
Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?".

Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs,
are extremely good looking, love kids and
help with the housework.." Wow! say the women.
Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!? And so
again, they go up.

Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework,
and have a strong romantic streak."Oh, mercy me.
But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further on!

So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said
"This floor is just to prove that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day."
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Postby Madison » Mon Oct 20, 2003 6:34 am

They got exactly what they deserve! :-D
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby DK » Mon Oct 20, 2003 6:08 pm

HAHAHA :-B
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Postby cwebb » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:37 am

women... :-b
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Postby Mad'sWife » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:54 am

cwebb wrote:women... :-b


LOL :-b
We either make ourselves happy or miserable.

The amount of work is the same.
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Postby DK » Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:28 pm

cwebb wrote:women... :-b


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