One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, the
coffin was placed in front of a huge mock-up of a heart made up
of red flowers.
When the pastor finished with his sermon, and after everyone
said their good-byes, the large heart opened. The coffin rolled inside and the heart closed again.
At that moment, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter.
Irritated by his insensitivity, the guy next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Buddy?"
"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a gynecologist."