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Postby Mad'sWife » Mon Oct 20, 2003 5:55 am

Signs of Being All Grown Up...
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer/liquor in the fridge/cabinets.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You've heard your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you.
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Postby Madison » Mon Oct 20, 2003 6:00 am

Lol. :-b
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Postby Arlo » Mon Oct 20, 2003 7:02 am

Sigh... still not grown up yet. :-)
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Postby DK » Mon Oct 20, 2003 6:09 pm

Arlo wrote:Sigh... still not grown up yet. :-)


Lol. :D
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Re: Signs of Being All Grown Up...

Postby cwebb » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:53 am

Mad'sWife wrote:Signs of Being All Grown Up...
5. You've heard your favorite song on an elevator.


Aerosmith wrote:Second floor, hardware, children's ware, ladie's lingerie
Oh good morning Mr. Tyler, going down?
Heh heh heh, ooh
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm going down
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up 'til I hit the ground


Did anyone actually hear this one in an elevator? And did anyone actually... ;-7

Mad'sWife wrote:22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."


Damn, that's what I was thinking for the last two weeks...


Mad'sWife wrote:23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.


Targetting the wrong guys in here...
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Re: Signs of Being All Grown Up...

Postby Mad'sWife » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:58 am

cwebb wrote:
Mad'sWife wrote:Signs of Being All Grown Up...
5. You've heard your favorite song on an elevator.


Aerosmith wrote:Second floor, hardware, children's ware, ladie's lingerie
Oh good morning Mr. Tyler, going down?
Heh heh heh, ooh
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm going down
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up 'til I hit the ground


Did anyone actually hear this one in an elevator? And did anyone actually... ;-7

Mad'sWife wrote:22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."


Damn, that's what I was thinking for the last two weeks...


Mad'sWife wrote:23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.


Targetting the wrong guys in here...


Wasn't sure that #23 would apply here but thought everyone would get a kick out of it. :-D
We either make ourselves happy or miserable.

The amount of work is the same.
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Postby DK » Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:29 pm

Lol. :D


yeah, me, work ;-)
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Re: Signs of Being All Grown Up...

Postby DieHardCubbie » Sun Nov 09, 2003 10:48 pm

Mad'sWife wrote:25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you.


I am not old....really..... :-o
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Postby Shitney™ » Sun Nov 09, 2003 10:54 pm

Woo hoo!!

the only one that does apply is: eating breakfast at breakfast time..!!!
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Postby Madison » Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:18 am

Shitney™ wrote:Woo hoo!!

the only one that does apply is: eating breakfast at breakfast time..!!!


Breakfast is good anytime. Lunch, Dinner. :-)
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