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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Fri Oct 17, 2003 1:36 pm

A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn’t decide who he should grant full custody to. So he asks the little boy, “Would you like to live with your mother?”
“No.” said the boy.
“Why not?” said the judge.
“Because she beats me.”
The judge says “Okay, then you’ll go live with your father.”
“Oh No,” cried the boy, “He beats me too.”
Dumbfounded, the judge asks “Okay who do you want to live with?”
“I want to live with the Boston Red Sox.”
“Why?” asks the judge.
“They don’t beat anybody.”
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Postby Madison » Fri Oct 17, 2003 4:46 pm

Classic. ;-)
Yes doctor, I am sick.
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Postby hayseed » Fri Oct 17, 2003 6:17 pm

haha yep that joke will work as a fillin the blank for just about any team :-B
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Postby DK » Fri Oct 17, 2003 10:24 pm

the Tigers work well too.
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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Fri Oct 17, 2003 11:29 pm

As do the Cubs. Or the Bills. But today, I thought the Red Sox would be most appropriate.
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Postby DK » Sat Oct 18, 2003 10:35 am

still hilariously funny.
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Postby cwebb » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:31 am

No, it doesn't work with the Cubs! <img src=/forums/images/smiles/kiss.gif>
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Postby Madison » Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:09 am

cwebb wrote:No, it doesn't work with the Cubs! <img src=/forums/images/smiles/kiss.gif>


Lol. :-D
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Postby DK » Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:31 pm

cwebb wrote:No, it doesn't work with the Cubs! <img src=/forums/images/smiles/kiss.gif>


I thought valentine's day was in february...

nice to see you, bob! <img src=/forums/images/smiles/kiss.gif>
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