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Beware of Beer.....

Postby Mad'sWife » Fri Oct 17, 2003 4:01 am

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering
the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour
period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't
drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused
to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.
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Postby cwebb » Fri Oct 17, 2003 10:12 am

:-D

Beer makes us listen to our feminine side
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Postby Madison » Fri Oct 17, 2003 11:50 am

Lmao! :*) That's great! :-)
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby DK » Sat Oct 18, 2003 6:41 pm

LMAO :-B :-D ;-) :-b ;-D
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