After a long night of making love this guy rolls over and was
looking around, when he noticed a framed picture of another man
on the night stand by the bed. Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly,"
she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all,"
she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he said, hoping
to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she said.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied,
"That's me before the surgery."