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Postby Mad'sWife » Thu Oct 16, 2003 4:29 am

Subject: WARNING


Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to
be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.

The drug is found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to
go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a  guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply  ask him home for no "strings attached" sex. men are  rendered helpless against this approach.

After several "beers" men will often succumb  to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific
looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken  with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times, these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is
offered by the predatory female.
 
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" Or "Sports Bars" in the yellow
pages.
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Re: WARNING (FUNNY)

Postby Madison » Thu Oct 16, 2003 9:57 am

Mad'sWife wrote:At other times, these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."


Lol. :-b
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Postby Mad'sWife » Thu Oct 16, 2003 10:00 am

UH????

What exactly are you trying to say????????
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Postby Madison » Thu Oct 16, 2003 10:01 am

Mad'sWife wrote:UH????

What exactly are you trying to say????????


Nothing at all. O:-)
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Mad'sWife » Thu Oct 16, 2003 10:03 am

Just giving you a hard time. ;-7

It's not that often you leave yourself wide open. ;-)
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Postby DK » Thu Oct 16, 2003 6:19 pm

you have just recited my life story. even though i'm not married...


uh oh mad, looks like you're dead. !+) :-D
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Postby cwebb » Fri Oct 17, 2003 10:17 am

:-] Now we know how Mad managed to get married :-b
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Postby Madison » Fri Oct 17, 2003 11:53 am

cwebb wrote::-] Now we know how Mad managed to get married :-b


It was all her fault, I had nothing to do with it. ;-7 Lol. :-b
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Mad'sWife » Fri Oct 17, 2003 6:11 pm

Madison wrote:
cwebb wrote::-] Now we know how Mad managed to get married :-b


It was all her fault, I had nothing to do with it. ;-7 Lol. :-b


Not true.

He bought the ring and proposed of his own free will. :-]
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Postby Madison » Fri Oct 17, 2003 10:22 pm

Mad'sWife wrote:
Madison wrote:
cwebb wrote::-] Now we know how Mad managed to get married :-b


It was all her fault, I had nothing to do with it. ;-7 Lol. :-b


Not true.

He bought the ring and proposed of his own free will. :-]


Um....er.......uh.....

It's still her fault. :-D Lol. :-b
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Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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