"Politically Correct"

[Mad'sWife]

ENJOY EVERYONE...........AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH.

How to speak about women and be "Politically Correct"
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1.. She is... not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.

2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

7. She is not H0RNY - She is S*XUALLY FOCUSED.

8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

10. She is not a SL*T - She is S*XUALLY EXTROVERTED.

11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE H00TERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

12. She does not HAVE A MOUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE
SIDE.



13. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.


How to speak about men and be "Politically Correct"
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1. He does... not have a BEER GUT - He has a GRAIN BYPRODUCT STORAGE
FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He SEEKS GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS.

5. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He is prone to INVOLUNTARY
GRAVITATIONAL STABILITY SYNDROME.

6. He does not act like a TOTAL @SS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL
INVERSION.

7. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

8. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

[Madison]

Lol.

[DK]

2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.


2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

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ROFLMAO!