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Postby Mad'sWife » Thu Oct 16, 2003 4:15 am


Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning
labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

>> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may...
1) leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties
2) make you think you are whispering when you are not.
3) lead to misplaced confidence when dancing like a dork.
4) cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
5) cause you to think you can sing.
6) lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone
them at four in the morning. ---> ---> DOH!
7) make you think you can logically converse with other members of the
opposite sex without spitting.
8) be the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees
and lower back.
9) create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better
looking than most people.
10) lead you to think that people are laughing WITH you.
11) cause pregnancy!
12)lead you to believe you can actually out run those red lights in the
rearview mirror.
13) Mack you tink you can tipe real gode..
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Postby Madison » Thu Oct 16, 2003 9:48 am

Sounds about right to me. :*)
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Mad'sWife » Thu Oct 16, 2003 9:49 am

Oh really??????? :-)

Hope you don't think you have fallen victim to this recently. :-]
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Postby DK » Thu Oct 16, 2003 6:14 pm

eye teepe ral guude. :-b
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Postby cwebb » Fri Oct 17, 2003 10:30 am

I know those things, except 1, 3 and 11. #6 is really annoying :-o I think there should be a lock on your cell phone and pc, a lock with a breath alcohol tester!

No more drink&surf! And wondering about strange answer mails the next morning...

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