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by **Mad'sWife** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 4:02 am

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered.He was so striking that the woman could not take
her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare
and walked directly toward her. (As men will.) Before she could offer her
apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll
do
anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky,
for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always conditions)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,"You
have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."(controlling
huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand
along
with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully
said.....

"Clean my house."