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An offer she could not refuse

Postby Mad'sWife » Thu Oct 16, 2003 4:02 am

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered.He was so striking that the woman could not take
her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare
and walked directly toward her. (As men will.) Before she could offer her
apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll
do
anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky,
for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always conditions)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,"You
have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."(controlling
huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand
along
with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully
said.....

"Clean my house."
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Postby Madison » Thu Oct 16, 2003 9:46 am

Well, he asked for it. :-b
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby DK » Thu Oct 16, 2003 6:13 pm

this will happen to me someday. :B
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Postby cwebb » Fri Oct 17, 2003 10:19 am

DK wrote:this will happen to me someday. :B


Too bad you'll forget to charge 20 bucks for your services :-D
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Postby Madison » Fri Oct 17, 2003 11:53 am

cwebb wrote:
DK wrote:this will happen to me someday. :B


Too bad you'll forget to charge 20 bucks for your services :-D


Ouch! Lmao! :-D
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby DK » Sat Oct 18, 2003 6:44 pm

cwebb wrote:
DK wrote:this will happen to me someday. :B


Too bad you'll forget to charge 20 bucks for your services :-D


BOOO...

:D

at least i root for a GOOD basketball player.
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