-This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink,
when this big trouble-making dude steps next to him, grabs his drink
and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the guy.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between
sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an
important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking
lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a
cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered I had forgotten my
wallet in it. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I came to this bar and was thinking about putting an end to my
Life, and you show up and drink the damn poison."