"Single Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a
very good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods,
riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy
winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating
out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when
you get home from work; wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm
yours! Call XXX-XXXX and ask for Daisy."
The first day the ad ran, over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the
local Humane Society about an eight week old Labrador Retriever.
MEN ARE SOOOOOO EASY!!!