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Postby Mad'sWife » Wed Oct 15, 2003 6:09 am

"Single Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a
very good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods,
riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy
winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating
out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when
you get home from work; wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm
yours! Call XXX-XXXX and ask for Daisy."

The first day the ad ran, over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the
local Humane Society about an eight week old Labrador Retriever.

MEN ARE SOOOOOO EASY!!!
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Postby Arlo » Wed Oct 15, 2003 8:09 am

Classic! :-D
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Postby Mad'sWife » Wed Oct 15, 2003 8:12 am

With baseball season in playoffs I thought a few laughs might be in order. :-)
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Postby Madison » Wed Oct 15, 2003 9:42 am

Lol. :-b
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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