This kid has to move out of CHC right?

[Madison]

Bart : Yo! Hey, what's happenin', dude?
I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude.
Terrorizin' people wherever I go,
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow!
Fixin' test scores to get the best scores,
Droppin' bananna peels all over the floor,
I'm the kid who made delinquincy an art!
Last name: Simpson. First name: Bart.
I'm here today to introduce the next phase
-the next step in the big Bart craze-
I got a new dance, real easy to do,
I learned it with no rhythm and so can you. Ooh!
So move your body, if you got the notion,
Front to back in a rock-like motion!
Now that you got it if you think you can,
Do it to the music - that's the Bartman.
Choristes : Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
Bart : Whoa!

personally i'd change it to this...

Steve: Yo! Hey, what's happenin', dude?
I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude.
Terrorizin' people wherever I go,
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow!
Fixin' cubs games to get the best scores,
knockin' batted balls down to the floor,
I'm the kid who made delinquincy an art!
First name: Steve. Last name: Bart.
I'm here today to introduce the next phase
-the next step in the Marlins craze-
I got a new dance, real easy to do,
Just dive for foul balls, to upset Alou.
Now that you got it, if you think you can,
Do it to the music - that's the Bartman.
Choristes : Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
Steve: Whoa!

lol

Lol.

[DK]

LMAO!