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Postby acsguitar » Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:32 pm

Coppermine wrote:
chadlincoln wrote:He claims sometimes he gets it right. To be a prophet, you have to be 100% right. He's just a good guesser.


He's not even a good guesser; he makes ambiguous guesses that can be easily manipulated.


Tommorrow I predict it will be sunny somewhere or partly cloudy or rainy or snowy and possibly thursday
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Postby Coppermine » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:23 pm

acsguitar wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
chadlincoln wrote:He claims sometimes he gets it right. To be a prophet, you have to be 100% right. He's just a good guesser.


He's not even a good guesser; he makes ambiguous guesses that can be easily manipulated.


Tommorrow I predict it will be sunny somewhere or partly cloudy or rainy or snowy and possibly thursday


In 2007, America will be hit with a tsunami (or heavy rain, whichever occurs first) for its sinful acceptance of homosexuality!
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Postby CheeseBeger » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:54 pm

I think this is my favorite Pat-ism

"Robertson has described feminism as a "socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians"
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Postby Coppermine » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:13 am

CheeseBeger wrote:I think this is my favorite Pat-ism

"Robertson has described feminism as a "socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians"


Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa there..... I have you stop you, i mean, seriously Pat... what does feminism have to do with capitalism??
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:15 am

CheeseBeger wrote:I think this is my favorite Pat-ism

"Robertson has described feminism as a "socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians"


:-b Well, there is some truth to that. For once, I agree with Pat Robertson. ;-7 But I say this as someone who detests feminist extremists, though not opposed to feminism at all.

In all seriousness, I don't care about Pat Robertson and Nick Saban. Thus, I don't care about anything. :-D
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Postby Coppermine » Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:38 am

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CheeseBeger wrote:I think this is my favorite Pat-ism

"Robertson has described feminism as a "socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians"


:-b Well, there is some truth to that. For once, I agree with Pat Robertson. ;-7 But I say this as someone who detests feminist extremists, though not opposed to feminism at all.

In all seriousness, I don't care about Pat Robertson and Nick Saban. Thus, I don't care about anything. :-D


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Postby Art Vandelay » Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:30 am

The guy can leg-press 2,000 pounds.

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Postby Coppermine » Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:25 pm

When polled, this is what Americans think is going to happen in 2007. You can take these predictions to the bank and cash them.

_35 percent predict a cure for cancer will be found.

_25 percent anticipate the second coming of Jesus Christ.

_19 percent think scientists are likely to find evidence of extraterrestrial life.


Personally, I'm rooting for the aliens. I think I saw a UFO last night. Seriously! It was like one of those big, double-propeller Chinook helicopters, except without the propellers! And, oh, man, there were huge lights on either end of them and this red light was like pulsating back and forth between them. It was about the size of a football field.

Actually, that's a true story, i really did see that last night while on my back porch. Either it was some sort of secret military aircraft or i'm going crazy.
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:34 pm

Coppermine wrote:When polled, this is what Americans think is going to happen in 2007. You can take these predictions to the bank and cash them.

_35 percent predict a cure for cancer will be found.

_25 percent anticipate the second coming of Jesus Christ.

_19 percent think scientists are likely to find evidence of extraterrestrial life.


Personally, I'm rooting for the aliens. I think I saw a UFO last night. Seriously! It was like one of those big, double-propeller Chinook helicopters, except without the propellers! And, oh, man, there were huge lights on either end of them and this red light was like pulsating back and forth between them. It was about the size of a football field.

Actually, that's a true story, i really did see that last night while on my back porch. Either it was some sort of secret military aircraft or i'm going crazy.


Chicago airport reported seeing a UFO a few days ago...COOL!
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Postby Coppermine » Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:12 pm

acsguitar wrote:
Coppermine wrote:When polled, this is what Americans think is going to happen in 2007. You can take these predictions to the bank and cash them.

_35 percent predict a cure for cancer will be found.

_25 percent anticipate the second coming of Jesus Christ.

_19 percent think scientists are likely to find evidence of extraterrestrial life.


Personally, I'm rooting for the aliens. I think I saw a UFO last night. Seriously! It was like one of those big, double-propeller Chinook helicopters, except without the propellers! And, oh, man, there were huge lights on either end of them and this red light was like pulsating back and forth between them. It was about the size of a football field.

Actually, that's a true story, i really did see that last night while on my back porch. Either it was some sort of secret military aircraft or i'm going crazy.


Chicago airport reported seeing a UFO a few days ago...COOL!


I used to think the UFO were nut jobs, and, well, I still do... but I saw something weird last night. Maybe I'll report it.
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