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Postby Lofunzo » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:45 am

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061227/ap_ ... ence_fight

Flatulence allegedly sparks jail fight

Wed Dec 27, 5:34 PM ET

NORTH PLATTE, Neb. - Brian Bruggeman caused a stink at the Lincoln County Jail earlier this month and will now have to answer for it in court. Another inmate, Jesse Dorris, alleges that Bruggeman's flatulence, passed in close proximity to Dorris, sparked a Dec. 14 fight between the two at the jail.
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Now Bruggeman, 38, faces a Jan. 11 preliminary hearing on the state's complaint of assault by a confined person. It's a felony punishable by up to five years in prison.

Bruggeman is accused of injuring Dorris, his cellmate, when he pushed him into cell bars. Dorris, 26, was not charged.

The two began scuffling, County Attorney Jeff Meyer said Tuesday, because Dorris was fed up with Bruggeman's flatulence.

Jail fights are common, Meyer said, but the cause of this one was rather uncommon.

"It's usually about someone hogging the newspaper or someone not happy about what's on TV," he said.

Bruggeman, of Hershey, is serving a 90-day sentence for violating a protection order.

"He compounded his problems," Meyer said.

Dorris, of North Platte, is awaiting a January trial on a charge of aiding and abetting robbery.

Brad Dawson, Bruggeman's attorney, did not immediately return a phone message left at his office.

Sheriff Jerome Kramer said the incident was a result of overcrowding. The jail was built in 1933 and has a capacity of 23 inmates, according to 2006 standards, Kramer said. As many as 65 inmates have been lodged at the jail in recent days, he said.

"You just can't get a reprieve from one another," Kramer said. "When you've got a guy causing problems passing gas, there's no way to get away from the smell."
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Postby Madison » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:36 am

Guess he pushed the other guy before the other guy did anything to him? :-? Hard to believe he'd get an additional 5 years for passing gas. :-D

As to the whiners, it's PRISON! It's not supposed to be pleasant, so shut up and live with the consequences of your actions. B-)
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Postby JTWood » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:12 am

Madison wrote:As to the whiners, it's PRISON! It's not supposed to be pleasant, so shut up and live with the consequences of your actions. B-)

Meh... The ACLU is going to be all over this one: Cruel and inhumane punishment.

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Postby Callahan » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:56 am

Note to self: If I ever go to prison, don't fart.
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Re: CAUSING A BIG STINK

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:40 am



Bunch of weirdos in Nebraska there is... :-b
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Re: CAUSING A BIG STINK

Postby knapplc » Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:58 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:


Bunch of weirdos in Nebraska there is... :-b


How right you are...Yoda? :-b ;-)
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Re: CAUSING A BIG STINK

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:48 am

knapplc wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:


Bunch of weirdos in Nebraska there is... :-b


How right you are...Yoda? :-b ;-)


Caused a big stink, he did. Crap kicked out of him, he got. More years added to sentence, he received. Feel sorry for him, I do not.
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:52 pm

If he got 5 years just for passing gas, think of the sentence he would've received if he left behind a lump of coal. :-b
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:12 pm

Ahhh prison a lovely place for lovely people
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Postby JTWood » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:06 pm

Callahan wrote:Note to self: If I ever go to prison, don't fart.

I don't think you'll need to worry about that when you have something stopping up the farthole.

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