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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Thu Oct 09, 2003 8:54 pm

I wanted to have this as my signature, but was told it was too long. So here goes:

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers, "241."

"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The lady answers, "144."

"That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!".

Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The person answers, "51."

Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,
"GO YANKEES"!!
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Postby Madison » Fri Oct 10, 2003 1:31 am

That's terrible. :-D Lol. ;-D
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby DK » Fri Oct 10, 2003 5:39 pm

LMAO! :-B :-D ;-D
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Re: Einstein

Postby eftda » Sat Oct 11, 2003 11:52 am

Absolutely Adequate wrote:Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,
"GO YANKEES"!!



somehow i knew this was going to be about the yankees
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