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Dear Tide:

Postby Madison » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:11 am

Dear Tide:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you
have.
I've used it since the beginning of married life,
when my Mom
told me
it was the best. In fact, about a month ago, I
spilled some red
wine on
my new white blouse. My husband started to berate
me about my
drinking
problem. One thing led to another and I ended up
with a lot of
his
blood on my white blouse as well. I tried to get
the stain out
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a
quick trip
out, I stopped and
got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach
alternative, and all
of the stains
came out! They came out so well, in fact, that
DNA tests
were
negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product.
Well, gotta go.
I have
to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

Sincerely,

Single Again
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
Madison
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Postby DK » Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:15 pm

LMAO! :-D very funny. ;-D
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Postby Super GM » Fri Oct 10, 2003 8:57 am

lol :-D
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